Thursday, February 1, 2007

She's not fitting the mold

I am not the kind of bride Martha and the editor's of InStyle have in mind. Theme? Like what? Under the Sea? Hawaiian Tropical? Old Hollywood? Right now, the closest theme I have is L.A. Carnival meets North Carolina Country. Colors? I have to pick just one? Two? Are you kidding? I might wear black from head to toe five times a week, but I love me some color. I am not limiting myself. I refuse. My colors? Look at a fucking rainbow. Those are my colors!

Great. I can see it now. Gift after gift of unicorn trinkets with rainbows.

1 comment:

Heidi said...

I am so getting you a rainbow unicorn.